Just Say No to ... SPORE!
Games, you know, ain’t what they used to be(stiality)
TV, movies, music ain’t the same
Are we helpless victims of our alien masters’ voices?
Are they putting these weird ideads … in our willing heads?
One day our computers will advance
We will turn them on with just a thought or two
Move ahead in quantum leaps, do we really want ‘em
This old world is winding down … don’t let the fool you …
2, 3, 4 …
Have you seen the latest thing in games?
Swapping part around like Doc Moreau
We can see why Noah had to build the ark
To rebreed all the animals, the aliens came to know …
Have you ever gone to see a carnival?
Or a circus or a county fair?
Turtle boy, Gorilla Man, Rubber-Necking Sue
Bad deformities … you’d always see them there …
Is it heaven’s creation which is flawed?
Or have these fallen angels … sought to shift the blame
Genesis, chapter six, reveals the horny pricks
Some say Lucifer … but, hey, what’s in a name?
Spore is all the rage in video games.
Who put the EA in FrEAks?
Have the Europeans all be cloned?
Something must be wrong …
Are those bells or a gong?
Or is it Gabriel’s trumpet … playing those sweet tones (you know it is) …
Though these freaks of nature have good geometry skills
Because they’ve been to all the best prep schools
So naive are they …
Dumbed down by all the play …
They won’t be so dull when … Half-Men, Half-Beasts make rules
Spore creatures think honestly that they
Will be running everything one day
First they must desensitize
So they look normal in our eyes
So we won’t be quite so horrified (never gonna happen, Mr. Ed)
Real Spore creatures really hope we won’t
Say we will obey them … and then we simply don’t
They’ve waited so long for …
Another Inquisition song …
The skies are filled one million strong … or more
This September 7 … just say no to SPORE.
— Simon O. Seuss
Janet Devlin
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